Hubby and I had a posh-ish anniversary dinner three days early seeing as he had a commitment tonight (Monday night). And I was fine with that. I prefer going out on a Friday night as opposed to a Monday night anyway. Re: the restaurant, I pretty much *loved* the service and quiet, dimly-lit atmosphere, but for me, the food wasn't sensational.. though hubby's main was very good. But clumsily served on the wrong kind of china. More on that later! (Hubby and I usually eat half of what we order and swap, but with my temporary limited low-fat palate.. we just 'taste' each others meals these days). So indeed on Friday, I had to eat low fat where I could. "What about those desserts?!" I hear you think!? All in miniature & I merely tasted all of them.. (a daring move admittedly and only undertaken hesitantly for the occasion). And yes, I suffered afterwards with pain/discomfort and a bit of nausea.
There were some things I tasted that night which I spat-out (as gross as that sounds)..but I just wanted a taste without the consequences!! And I was very discreet with the "spitting out".. it was more of a "wipe my face with a napkin".. "oops.. what food?" -kind-of-thing. Seeing as the dessert tasting plate was the most eye-catching I thought I'd start with it here on the blog. As far as a four course meal goes.. I left feeling hungry. I did eat "light" .. that's true.. and hubby did start with the bulk of the carrot and fennel bread with the house Dukkah and dipping oil (whereas I just had a tiny taste of the bread, dry-dipped in the Dukkah once.. or should I say "Duck-er" as the host wrongly pronounced it. "Doo-kah" guys, "Doo-kah".. "oo" as in "push"). Regardless of the fact that I merely inhaled the bread/dukkah.. I still felt they were stingy on the portions. And so the theme continued. I also felt the side salad was barely enough for one, let alone two people. Since hubby had most of the bread appetiser, most of the tasting plate entree.. then his main meal and most of our joint dessert platter.. I understand why he wasn't hungry. Yet he wasn't stuffed either.
Our dessert was the "Chef's plate", being "six delights to share".
These were:
Chocolate, Soft Centre Soufflé with a soft truffle centre and white chocolate semi freddo
We didn't receive the white chocolate semi freddo on the tasting plate. This was quite rich and bitter chocolatey.
Valerie’s Charlotte Russe,with poached apricots and fresh raspberries
There were no poached apricots and there were three, tart raspberries. Like eating sponge cake with cream. Nice enough. Looks grander than it tastes.
Pineapple & Blue Curacao Sorbet
One scoop. The grown-up version of this dessert was a trio of housemade sorbets. This sorbet looked green in the photo's and dim restaurant lighting.. but it was very pineapple-y. It reminded me of a Splice icecream.. There was nothing blue caracao-ish about it.
Lady Runcorn’s Folly: (Signature Dish) A tower of meringue filled with double cream and brandied cherries, surrounded by cherry syrup and praline
Our least favourite on the plate. The mini meringues were boring.. they sat on ordinary cream and the brandied cherries tasted of cloves. No praline in sight. It was a mega-sugar hit though.
Plum Tart
This tartlet, as you might see in the photo's seemed to be left in the oven a little too long. It wasn't remarkable to either of us.. very plain. It probably could have been saved with some almond meal or coconut somewhere.. and less oven time.
Creme Brulee
This tiny brulee was my favourite and I actually ate half of this.. which was the equivalent to about one tablespoon of vanilla bean, eggy custard. It was lovely.
Regional Showcase Menu
Four courses
Amusé bouche (Pre-entree)
Istra proscuitto, grana padano and fresh figEven though I'd asked for no olive oil to be drizzled as garnish on anything.. this bit of prosciutto with fig and parmesan.. came to me with oil drizzled over it. I mopped it up with some bread and hubby ate it. I tasted the Istra prosciutto, by chewing it up well before getting rid of it. It wasn't a good prosciutto at all. It reminded of the lardy, homemade European bacon of my youth. Not good bacon.. but devoid of seasoning and tasting "old" somehow. I said to hubby I wish they had of given us half a fig each. We received what looked like a fifth of a fig.. not even one quarter. The grana padano was a "mirage" of grana padano.. ie. not really there at all. I'm sure one wedge probably does them a month of dinners.
Three tastes to share (Our official entree)
Soft shell crab, baby cos and creamy anchovy dressing
These were served on ceramic, Asian soup spoons -how original [rolls eyes]. It was oily and my crab tasted almost raw. Hubby said his was fully cooked through and he finished mine. Otherwise.. the flavours were ok.
Drysdale haloumi, pesto stuffed dates and almonds
This was nice.. especially the pesto stuffed dates.
Hopkins river beef carpaccio, eggplant chips and caper mayo
Oil-fest. I tasted the raw beef.. taking a portion equivalent to the size of a 5 cent piece and let hubby eat the rest as it was literally sitting in oil. The eggplant chips were almost transparent that's how surprisingly thin they were. I think they should have been renamed "Eggplant gossamer wafers" or something. Nice enough..but oily.. just like the fresh garlic mayo. Calling it caper mayo was misleading. We love garlic.. but I couldn't indulge in it. Hubby did the honours.
We had a choice of mains:
Duck confit with slow cooked fennel, spiced beetroot,
puy lentils and meredith chevre
Twice cooked pork belly with cavelonero and
a cumquat marmalade glaze
Slow cooked lara rabbit with a chorizo and bean cassoulet*
Pan fried fish fillet with a tuscan bread salad
and shaw river buffalo mozzarella*
For some reason, the blog editor won't separate the last two dishes.. as in.. put a space between them, despite me repeatedly trying?! If I didn't have any diet restrictions.. I'd have given the pork belly a try. Instead I chose the fish of course and was even going to accept the "pan fried" bit.. seeing as fish is usually only seared unless it's battered. No swimming-in-oil scenario's. I sear mine at home in my favourite non-stick pan. I was disappointed when they brought me the fish steamed (when I hadn't asked for it steamed). All I'd asked for was no olive oil to be drizzled on as garnish on anything, as I said before (which is so commonplace these days). I know bread salads usually have lashings of oil in them.. so I asked them to tone that down... but I didn't make any fish requests. So anyway.. I had boring steamed fish. Hubby had the rabbit. Initially, I personally wouldn't have chosen the rabbit because I ordered it in a posh French restaurant and was quite unimpressed with it especially as they charge you so much for it. However... Hubby's "Lara rabbit" was delicious. And the accompanying chorizo and bean cassoulet was perfect! His plate however let him down. If you turned it upside down.. the base was as small as a saucer. Yet the plate was big and "boat like".. so hubby had to make sure his knife and fork went down straight each time.. neither left or right.. or else his "boat" clunked on the table and tipped over. The bowl/plate just wasn't suited to main-course dining. I'd suggest putting those useless wicker balls in them as a table centrepiece.. or throw in pile of fresh lemons. Or use it as one of those bowls you throw your keys into, dockets, receipts.. and local pizza vouchers. The true banana shape of the plate can't really be seen in this photo.

Slow cooked Lara rabbit with chorizo and bean cassoulet (Part of the set-price showcase menu but normally $34.00) If I can be anal about the presentation..there was a lack of colour. A duo of red/orange isn't appealing enough for this kind of restaurant.
My steamed :( "King Fish" main course -with Tuscan bread salad (Yawn) -normally $34.00
To accompany mains. A spinach, walnut and pomegranate salad. See the size of the standard fork and spoon? This salad wasn't enough for the two of us to share I thought. All mains were served with this salad (ie. it wasn't ordered separately, but I assumed we'd get one each). I didn't feel the three ingredients were enough in this instance. It was missing something.
Soft shell crab, baby cos and creamy anchovy dressing ~ Drysdale haloumi, pesto stuffed dates and almonds ~ Hopkins river carpaccio, eggplant chips and caper mayo - This plate together with the prosciutto/fig dish we started with equates to the Tasting plate of 4 entree's for two people on the a la carte menu.. which is $42.00
Hubby had almost finished his starters when I remembered I hadn't taken a photo. The place was so dark.. taking good photographs was hard. Flash photography isn't very flattering either. Anyway.. what you see above is three of the starters. I didn't take a photograph of the oily prosciutto and fig.
The 'Pine-Splice' tasting sorbet that was predominantly pineapple-y.

We have this exact same Persian fairy floss at home 'Rose' flavour (it was part of hubby's birthday present last month). Here, it was a garnish. Hubby adores the stuff. It costs $14.00 a bag at our local upmarket-grocer's.
The delicious Mini-Creme Brulee
Lady Runcorn can keep her signature folly.. the brandied cherries and meringue in this were sweet enough to give you a toothache.
I asked for a Latte.. I received a Cappucino
I may have dropped a few complaints in this review.. but I sincerely enjoyed the evening out. I love having new food experiences.. I love dinners for two.. and I really liked the attentive waiting staff. We were served by three different people throughout the night.. which had me puzzled. I'm used to one staff member per table. They were very courteous.. and they made me feel "special"-ish. However.. when my food blog came up, our waitress said I should ask the owners for permission to publish the photo's as there could be copyright issues. This baffled me. Really? So I've chosen not to name the restaurant here.. though if anyone wants to know I'll tell them! It's not 1 or 3 faces ok?
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I bought two cards for hubby and made them into one (cutting out bunches of roses "hearts" freehand and some wedding rings from a wedding card
and putting them onto "the city of love".. a place we hope to visit one day).

Hubby struck gold with his card for me. I love cards so much and am usually secretly glum after he buys for me.. like most recently, my birthday purchase. I've had to graciously just love him for the bless-his-cotton-socks-limited-card-sense he was born with. However! Then came this card! It was perfect.
